Born in Tokyo, Japan in 1974.
Moved to Berlin, Germany in 1981.
Moved to Birmingham, England in 1992.
Formed an underground alliance called Welders Against Railways (W.A.R.), which succesfully brought to it's knees it opposite number Platers Opposed to Trains (P.O.T.). Splitters.
Now seeking a democratic and fair way of cutting cake. The easiest way is currently thought to be liquidizing it at pouring equally weighed blobs into cocktail glasses, but we'll see.