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Fri Apr 06 2001 at 16:40:36
Issue a
press release
, ensuring that
Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia LLC
(
MSO
) gains a few points.
Stage a
commercial
around
K-mart
's
Martha Stewart Collection
.
Select a pleasing
wardrobe
, designed to accent the color of the
peanut butter cup
.
Tell everyone how you can buy this perfect
plate
to set your
peanut butter cup
on.
Take one bite.
Daintily wipe with a napkin from the
Martha Stewart Collection
.
Point out that a
Martha Stewart Collection
peanut butter cup
is far superior to a
Reese's
, since Martha grows her own peanut and cocoa plants, processes them using only authentic underpaid
third-world country
labor, and then
handcraft
s every cup.
Return you to your
regularly scheduled programming
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