Located in scenic(?) Bethesda, Maryland, this diner has been around since time immemorial. So have the waitresses. I have a sneaking suspicion that these aged lovelies haven't actually removed their pancake make-up since 1945. One of the few restaurants left in Maryland in which it is legal to smoke. Do not eat the meat. Do not drink the water. I recommend the hashbrowns, and the milkshakes are fantastic.

Drunk high school kids converge on this place on Saturday nights. Consequently, the restrooms should be avoided at all costs.