THE WAR IS ON!

That is what the latest note I found under the wiper of my car said. At least it's nbot as bad as yesterdays, "Guess who got head?!" Along with the note I found a strand of my barbie's hair. That jerk cut her hair, and left my car covered in ketchup. It seems like there is a war now going on between a friend of mine and me because of something I did. My antenna ball is something that is very sacred to me and yesterday it was stolen. Well...2 can play at that game. Today I broke into this guy's car..along with redboot and stole his stereo. We didn't stop there. I super-glued this huge star on his hood, took his antenna ball, and took his pimp dice. After I did that he returned for another prank. This time he took off my license plates and placed pennys on my wipers. Luckily redboot saw the pennys before I actually turned them on.
Sold pizza for the Jap. Animation Club, and then I went to class. Now I'm on my break for work...and should be walking back now...the day is only beginning...