'What’s the deal?
Asked that nice bloke Joey.
To his cold stringy piece of veal.

Without time to say a word.
The veal was eaten whole.
Just like the time I ate my pet bird.

When Joey swallowed his food.
That cold raw smelly piece of veal.
He made a burp, t'was quite rude.

Quick to catch his own mistake
Joey apologized profusely,
Then went a long thin round piece of steak.

When he was done, in his chair did he stay.
Full and tired,
he promised to be back another day.

The waiter, shocked, just said 'good lord'.
Just smiled at him,
and asked if he enjoyed eating the electric cord.