I had a full grown Adam in my room tonight. By Adam, I mean a primordial man made from cheese and assorted fish parts (easy to make at home).

Hi, I'm Dr. Peter Swilling, discredited and possessed psychiatrist.

In the past I had a lot of problems building a primordial man, but with Friend Behr possessing me and his intimate knowledge of German science in the 1930s and 1940s really opened some doors. Now I have five primordial men built and one is in my room.

He is getting in my bed. So cheesy. So fishy smelling. So alive. His arms are around me now.

Science is wonderful. Play with it sometime.

Medically yours,

Dr. Peter Swilling