This morning as I was having my American made coffee one of the brain tinglers completed efforts to burrow completely through my skull and onto the floor. It got away from me could not catch it. Out in the word looking for another brain to burrow into I suppose (a word meaning thinking about something delicious).
Now I can't feel my face and the fingers on my left hand don't bend.
Help will be needed. Agents of the Obama era corrupt FBI are on my newly acquired properties (via eminent domain and manifest destiny clauses of the Constitution). These corrupt Obama era agents are likely to come to my home where I cannot feel my face.
My friends.