Back in the 1950s there was a popular children's toy called Walk Around Stan. This was a doll shaped like a grown man that walked around. It could be a problematic toy because of its grabby hands. It could. It really could.

A lot of things are going on.

Hi, I'm Dr. Peter Swilling, psychiatrist taking responsibility for taking care of Friend Behr, a member of your cult "everything2." I am average at my trade, at best. I make up for it in other ways. I do. I really do. Creative minded. Have a schtick.

Do you young people have problems you'd like to talk about with me? Friend Behr tells me he catered to your moral development here. Thought maybe I could fill in the gaps. How is your moral development progressing? Let me know with a short essay or journal entry. I am also interested in any personal data you want to share with me. Sad about dead dog? I am here. Lost job? Ringy dingy. That's right. I'm here. Right here. Just out the window. Looking in when you sleep. Dr. Peter Swilling. Look me up.

Friend Behr has been resting comfortably today. I've mostly been "fucking off" as it were. Kind of didn't even feel like feeding him. Shoved a plum in his mouth. Let him gnaw on that for a while.. I have no oversight here. No one sees what I do in this garage. No one has any clue what I am doing to this man with the power of my (1) mind, (2) words, (3) Implements. No clue at all. Not a one.

Tomato soup. You don't eat "just" tomato soup. I don't understand people.

Medically yours,

Dr. Peter Swilling