Well, it is Christmas Eve again, that time of year where we pay extra attention to women's nipples.
One of the things that happens during the holidays is the hardening of the nipples.
I have been spending some time in the Catskills performing some live readings of many of my award winning novels, writeups, and graphic novels for the Honeymoon set. Really a good time, and a nice break from Agent Mulder and the elves. He's been back in the elven dimension and I am sure he is enjoying some very satisfying nipples.
For the holidays I am having two broads in my room and they each have enormous nipples. I am talking about unnaturally large nipples, especially in comparison to the breast (mammary gland). Really something. Best way to spend the holidays, especially now that the liberals have shuttered all our malls and forced us to shop in crappy local businesses that need to be set on fire for the holidays if we must be honest.
And we must, else we bow down to the liberal intellegencia. As if.
I hope you have a nice Christmas praying to God.