I went back to school!
After going through a particularly painful procedure at the oral surgeon's office last night (which I won't mention for fear of downvoting), I felt much better. Today, I even went back to school.
It was nice to see friends again, and I'm glad I'm not getting further behind in schoolwork, but there was of course my stalker. After telling everyone at school what a wuss I for staying home (she went back the first day after surgery, whereas I stayed home because of dry socket complications), she also contemplated the fact that I might be avoiding her. That didn't keep her from acting disgruntled from a distance and nice to my face, though.
Other than every day life, nothing new or interesting has really occurred... maybe I'll ask my Director of Social Affairs to give me some advice.