Well known English music hall song written by Fred W. Leigh and Charles Collins, made popular by Marie Lloyd.

(I learnt it at Primary school when I was a kid in about 1995-97):

My old man (said follow the van)

My old man, said follow the van
And don't dilly-dally on the way
Off went the cart with the 'ome packed in it
I walked be'ind with me old cock linnet
but I dillied and dallied, dallied and dillied
lost the van and didn't know where to roam
and you can't trust the specials like the old time coppers
when you can't find your way 'ome.