Gymnastics is a sport that some people are excellent at and other people fail miserably. It involves doing impressive stunts on weird springy things called trampolines, vaults and a whole set of different variations of bars (not alcoholic bars either) and other horrendous torturing apparatus. These are only for the very athletic or the very stupid. Or masochists. So obviously, normal people need to get out of it quickly, especially if you are in a high school like mine. Fortunatly, you are not alone. Follow these simple guidelines, and you'll be able to take the nasti of gymnastics.

How to Avoid Gymnastics

Remember, most of these examples can be adjusted or used straight out with any other sport or activity, so print this node out and keep it in the pockets of your PE gear and you shouldn't have a problem.