or Frisco for that matter. This is like calling Boston Beantown. Uh-uh.

Other things not to do in San Francisco while you're there for pleasure or business is make a left turn onto Lombard from Hyde. You can't do it. It's illegal. There's even a sign right there saying so. You make a left turn from there and I can't drive to my friend's apartment because you people waiting to go down the "curviest street in the world" are blocking every avenue of approach. And the oil is slowly backing up into your rental car engines, and it fucking reeks.

For that matter, fuck Lombard St. If you want a street with as many curves and as good a view, take Vermont St., off the 101, south of the city.