Cat litter is a granular substance that the majority of cat people use to aid in the disposal of their feline’s feces. Unfortunately, what most don’t realize is that while supposedly a modern convenience, cat litter is, in fact, a pain in the ass. It increases the waste created by your cat(s), causing trips to the dumpster at more frequent intervals, as well as making the chore an exercise in weight lifting. Cleaning and changing your cat litter is not something you can ignore, because if your cat cannot poo in the litter box, it will find somewhere else convenient, such as a shoe, bathtub, or on the rug. Cat litter is also associated with blatant false advertising. No-Track litter is still found in most places in my apartment, Fresh-Scent litter still smells like poo, and Flushable litter can absolutely not be placed in your toilet… unless you like to plunge your bowl.

Suggestion: toilet train your cat. I started today.