I love red dwarf
Rimmer was writing his engineer's exam.
he told Lister that he
only failed by the *narrowest* of narrow
what he really did was he
walked in there, wrote, "I am a fish," four
hundred times, did a funny little dance, and fainted.
Lister found out because
Petersen told him.
you must know, what Rimmer did was, he wrote a discourse on power circuits
which was simply too *radical*, too *unconventional*, too *mould-
breaking* for the examiners to accept.
he said he was a fish.