I love red dwarf

Rimmer was writing his engineer's exam.

he told Lister that he only failed by the *narrowest* of narrow margins.

what he really did was he walked in there, wrote, "I am a fish," four hundred times, did a funny little dance, and fainted.

Lister found out because Petersen told him.

but if you must know, what Rimmer did was, he wrote a discourse on power circuits which was simply too *radical*, too *unconventional*, too *mould- breaking* for the examiners to accept.

he said he was a fish.