brukmann

I am a 21 year old man who takes life with a smirk because not a whole lot interests me. I called off work today for example... I have only done this one other time since i've been a meter reader; which is something i will only do for about 2 years. I am an actor. Recently i discovered i was a very good actor when i succeeded in convincing a lovely, intelligent young woman that i was the smartest, best, sexiest man in the world. Don't take this to mean i actually got laid, which rarely happens, but rather that i've found a new and limitless way to attract women: deception. You just have to decieve them into believing that everything always goes your way. Recently my morals made me call things off. It's okay, i didn't break her heart... and her fiance is probably better off anyway. I'm also depressed a lot, that limits what i can do a lot. I'm writing a novel. It's going to be exceptional and i'll release it to the public domain. I may have a collaborator, who happens to be the smartest guy i know that isn't me. This should really make it coherant. I love music. I can sing good enough to be called on stage at bars by friends. I don't think i'm good and i have a big complex about it. I go along with it because i know there are a few songs i'm good at. I need to get a better mic and headphones and practice while listening to my own voice. Or get voice lessons, which i think are the best investment in the world. I have a really great sister, my mom is crazy (but she has more redeeming qualities than anyone i know), my dad is well meaning and a source of all the wisdom you cannot aquire in school. I do not get along with any of them very well. I want to learn guitar. I want to start doing yoga more than one day in a row. I want to strength train, i used to do that a lot. I am in very good shape from my job, where i walk for miles and miles a day. I am a very good mechanic. I love cars more than anyone i know. (freudian slip, but somewhat true so i'm not gonna edit) Do not talk to me about cars, this will be you're final warning. Unless of course you want to know everything about them because i will attempt to tell you if you bring up the subject. I want to start a car company. I managed to fill this box nicely.