Noding while stoned is a bad idea. Case in point.
Basically this writeup seeks to prove why noding while stoned
is a bad idea, with the major evidence as the poor quality and
disjointed nothingness of the writeup itself as the major
evidence. I'm repeating myself.
I used to get stoned a lot more
often than I do now. Back in the day I used to go
through about a quarter ounce every three days. But I've
slowed down a lot. Last two semesters I
smoked a record low eight times. My GPA has been a record high.
So far this winter break, I've smoked once. Just about fifteen
minutes ago. Essentially, since I signed up in
September, this is first time I've written a node while high.
Amazingly, I took a single hit from a battie and I'm
Does it make sense to node stoned?
My answer to this question is a resounding 'no.' Trying to play the old "let's pick a topic to node" game while high on
tetrahydracannibinol is very hard. I'm like
struggling right now. What was I talking about?
Ok, I'm noding. Get your grips. What was I noding about?
Stoned noding. Right.
Ok, it makes no sense to node while stoned. Because when you try and think of a
topic, the only things you can think about are
overplayed transhumanist jargon, religion as a function of the brain,
super small machines and robots and stuff, and
bong making techniques. That's all crap right there.
Maybe you are better at stoned noding, but I am not. I bet
that if you are in fact a successful stoned noder, then you could
be much more so while not stoned.
Look, I am a horrible noder while stoned. Case in point.
Ugh, this writeup is like really short, too.