Inane, overweight servicewoman of the state ...................|...................Catherine Zeta Jones
Insensitive, burly man who seems to be suffering from substance abuse...................|...................Kristen Stewart
IOSOTS: Can I help you?
IBMWSTBSFSA: Yeah.
IOSOTS: Okay, how may I help you?
IBMWSTBSFSA: Oh, I'm fine. I'm just waiting for my order.
IOSOTS: Excuse me?
IBMWSTBSFSA: I still have my receipt. Instead I just thought I'd come here for some advice while I wait for them to call my order.
IOSOTS: Sir, I'm sorry, I'm a little confused. What did you place an order--
IBMWSTBSFSA: At the Chick Fil A on 4th & Washington.
IOSOTS: What?
IBMWSTBSFSA: No, not you, that's the name of the restaura--
IOSOTS: Sir. Okay, sir. Please. Just let me know what I can do to help you.
IBMWSTBSFSA: This is a counceling session?
IOSOTS: Of sorts. It's not exactly--
IBMWSTBSFSA: You give help to people? And it's government money? Taxable, medicare, fuckin--
IOSOTS: Yes! *ahem* Yes. Sir, please. What is your question?
IBMWSTBSFSA: When you quit drinking, then you get so high you felt like you were drunk, I mean is that a good thing? Or a bad thing? Because, I mean it gets you........
IOSOTS: Larry? Larry can I get you in here? NOW!
IBMWSTBSFSA: What? You said you could help me!
IOSOTS: This is a government funded racial sensitivity awareness guidance group!
IBMWSTBSFSA: A fuckin white guilt confession booth? Awwww, man where the fuck was that sportsbar that used to be here?
IOSOTS: Burned to the ground seven years ago! Thank you larry!
Bill Cosby: No problem, m'am!
IOSOTS: *sighs, groping herself* Is looking like a pretentious bitch version of Wionna Ryder is a good thing, or a bad thing...