Return to wallet (poetry)

A wallet is a [funny ha ha and funny peculiar|funny thing],
All [the contents of lincoln's pockets|full with scraps] and [contents under pressure|cards] and ([sometimes i think i am too much|sometimes!]) cash--
A [leather armor|leather square] for [protection|safekeeping]

Life's small, important things beneath your [half assed|ass].

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