I know these
sundry daughter nodes are written (hopefully)
tongue-in-cheek, however, I question the
motivation to write such
paternalistic drivel. What is at the root of your discomfort is that as a potential father of female(s), you will be forced to acknowledge them as sexual beings. This type of
head-in-the-sand approach to parenting is just as bad as giving girl children
Barbies and make-up kits to play with.
Children of both sexes need early honesty about sexuality and how to deal with their own and that of others.