I may be
smarter than you
I may be stupider than you
I certainly am weaker than you
I am able to spell asphyxiation
And most any other word you can imagine
I remember more than you
I'm older and you're not
I drink, swear and cuss
I pull no punches
I don't believe in God, Jesus was a wimp
I'm older and you're not
You should teach yourself
Algegra, geology, quantum physics, a new language
Change your name to Yogananda and become an avatar
But I'll still be older than you
And fucking glad of it