I was trolling across the internet thinking I would try and have me a bit of fun with this title. Ya know, a real recipe with the ingredients I might use if I wanted to make a cake for that special someone to mark an occasion such as a birthday or anniversary. Much to my disappointment and lack of creativity, I couldn’t either find anything or come up with any ideas of my own.

While the question “Will eating a urinal cake kill me?” has been asked and answered, what about drinking one?

I did happen to stumble across the recipe for a cocktail that goes by the name of “Urinal Cake” though and I thought I’d share it with our readers.

Before I get to that, let me also state that as a frequenter of many a bar over the years, I’ve never heard of this and even if I did, I doubt I’d have the nerve to try it or to even ask for it. Somehow I just can’t picture myself saying something along the lines of “Hey bartender, the next round of Urinal Cakes is on me!”

Knowing the nature of my local haunt, I’d probably get tossed out on my ass…

So here goes.


  • 1 ounce of Amaretto
  • 1 ounce of Rum (recipe didn’t have a preference of which type)
  • 1 ounce of Sour Mix
  • ½ ounce of Triple Sec
  • That’s all it said. I’m assuming you shake that stuff up and pour it into a chilled martini glass to serve it neat or in a rocks glass if you prefer it over ice.

    As for me, I’ll take a beer and a shot every time.

    If anybody out there has actually sampled a “Urinal Cake”, feel free to shoot me a message about what the taste was like or how the hangover was the next day.

    Bottoms up!