I backed into a priest last night…
Commence priest jokes…
Get your mind outta the gutter…
You ‘effin perverts!
It was with my car…
Cease and desist priest jokes…
Going about five miles an hour…
My car is fine….
So is his…
I think…
It was dark…
He said he’d let me know…
Sometime today…
If there was any damage…
I don’t think it was my fault…
We were both to blame…
Either way…
I’ll probably be making a small donation…
To the church…
Or the body shop…
After all…
Better safe than sorry…
Guilt is a funny thing…