I wanted perfumed soap.
Now, it's pretty hard in the United States to get non perfumed soap. Just soap, you know? To get clean with? But I wanted good perfumed soap, that actually smells good. No.
Well, here''s where I ran afoul of my family. They were willing to "put up with" (as they put it) "fancy" soap. OK. But. It had to be "rectangular" so it wouldn't slide off the soap dish and they wouldn't drop it, the clutzes. Then again, it had to not smell in any way offensive to them. Thus a teenager whose room reeks of cat urine objects to jasmine soap.
Finally I gave up and bought what I like. NO NO NO. (Yes, yes yes!)
Anyone who wants Palmolive can buy it themselves, with their own money.