belly button (thing)

Many people think that the belly button is a useless bodily feature like the appendix or male nipples. Not so. The belly button is in fact one of the most fun and useful features of the human body, when used as a drinking recepticle.

It's simple - pour one mouthful of your chosen drink into your lover's belly button and drink. It's erotic for both of you, and you get drunk as well! Some suggested drinks:

• Tia Maria / Baileys : Perfect. The milky texture creates a surface tension that holds in the liquid. And even when it does flow out, it so sticky and flows so slowly that licking it off can be quite fun.
• Champagne : The sensation of bubbles bursting on skin can be quite erotic. For the kinky at heart.
• Whiskey/vodka : For the rough 'n' tumble types. And hard-core alchoholics, obviously.
• Beer : If drinking beer from your lover's navel is your idea of fun, then you might as well just kill yourself now.

Oh, make sure to check for fluff first. Unless you're into that kind of thing.