You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about (idea)

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We are the bat people.

How I fell in love with Alice	We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.	I am uglier than you imagine	This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
The little red-haired girl	How long can you dance in the endzone?	How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?	The owls are not what they seem
How to ruin someone's life	Alice in Chains	I am a nice person	Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs	Hydroplane	Time is a slow, lingering kick to the stomach	red hair
red lipstick	legs	It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.	28 Days Later

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