10:00am

Oh lord. I've just seen the room I'm presenting in tomorrow. It sits 400 people. I was expecting 100 at the most. Now I'm getting nervous. Very nervous.

I'm tempted to take my new Nerf Gun and shoot people who fall asleep, at least it would be memorable!

The size thing really screws me up though. I like to wander during my presentations, switch sides for emphasis. That is going to be a long lonely walk. I won't be able to see the people at the back of the room. Worst of all, I will have use a microphone. Not many people like the sound of their own voice. Hearing it amplified is not going to be pleasent.

I want my mommy!