It's too early. I have a 4 year old nephew screaming in my ear that I was wrong, and Santa didn't bring him brussel sprouts like I had suggested would happen, because he was a "little stinky wooly woofter".

Maybe I'm getting old. I can't cope with the little swine jumping on my stomach. What is worse is I have a 4 year old neice and a 2 year old nephew turning up later. Add to that I can never sleep right in my parents spare bed and I may as well walk around screaming Bah Humbug.

Christmas is for children and the faithful, not for those of us who are bitter and twisted.

Still they all look sweet when they are asleep. Maybe I'll feed them wine to get them sleepy sooner :)