and was promptly cooled
up repeatedly. "Hey!
protested. "I can't help that I'm popular."
Dinka decided that the old man's cottage was getting a little too intense, so she took out her trusty towel and wiped off the Crisco and exited the cottage. "Don't leave us!" the dirty old man called after her. Dinka searched the bushes, only to find that her jet pack was gone! "I knew I shouldn't have trusted that old man," lamented Dinka. "What will I ever do now?"
Dinka wrapped the towel around her head and cautiously entered the gloomy woods...