(idea) by bitter_engineer Thu Apr 06 2000 at 23:45:35
Something that adults say, when they catch children messing with their toys.

Examples:

  1. "The palm pilot is not a toy."
  2. "The cell phone is not a toy."
  3. "The car is not a toy."
  4. "The lawn sprinkler is not a toy."
  5. "The gun is not a toy."
  6. "The dog is not a toy."
  7. "Viagra is not a toy."

I like it!