I was at an apartment-warming party about a year ago when I experienced a little surprise. As I walked into the grungy shithole of a bathroom (it was a boy apartment - no surprise there), I noticed a jar resting on top of a porn magazine labeled "SEMEN." Needless, to say, I waited until until less suspicious circumstances before I emptied my bladder. They told me it was a joke, and I smiled and nodded accordingly before getting the hell out.