Oh Lord, I feel funny. No, but, like, really funny. Surreal funny, in a pink elephant kind of way. Wow.

I gave blood today. I think maybe they took too much, or I'm too little, or they told me not to lift heavy objects or drink caffeine and I proceeded to help a friend move large boxes up lots of stairs while drinking numerous cups of coffee. I don't know. Funny...hee hee! Oh, Lordie. I don't think I like this. I've never felt this odd, even while on things that are supposed to make you feel odd. I'm actually afraid to go to sleep. What if I don't wake up?

It's like time isn't passing at all. Somehow, my eyes are open, but I'm not really aware of what the hell is going on around me. Pretty scary for a control freak like me. I want my blood back. Please? Maybe just a little bit? I won't tell! Holy crap! It took me half an hour to write this. Oh...I'm going to go stare at a wall.