Strange, soft little noises
that come from boys while they sleep
. Also, even stranger noises that come from them while they're awake
. Their bodies seem to have unconscious
that mystify me every time I notice them. They're different from man noises
, more...subtle. Of course, girls have their own noises, but, being a girl they tend not to intrigue
me and I don't pay as much attention.
Whenever my grandfather sneezes, I swear, he could blow a cat out a ten-story window. This is a noise that, sadly, I don't think I'll ever be able to make (sniff, sniff...). This may be more of a man noise, depending on the maturity of the sneeze. Also, armpit farts seem to be more of a guy thing, even if they are synthetic. Definitely a boy noise. Ever heard a guy with a good voice hit a really high note? It's different, somehow, even if it's the same note. Oh, and the way their heels press into the ground with a quick thud when they walk - you can always tell a man from a woman.