25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them (idea)

It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people	Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.	A Portrait of a Serial Killer as a Young Man	Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
Tricks girls use to look like they swallow	Manwich	Making someone feel loved	The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
The pickup-lines that actually work	disposable muse	Seven words you can never say on television	Do you love me or are you in love?
Tom Christiansen	Intellectual crush	I love you	Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
ICQ	Sleep is bad for you	Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt	What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
Sleep together