Alchoholic cocktail patented by John Gibson, barman of the famous JCR SU bar in the RNCM in Manchester. Drunk in large quantities can lead to loss of speech, coordination and, in excessive amounts, vomitting (see alcohol poisoning). Sells for £1.60 and sold in pints. Contains:

1 glass of white wine (cheap, ASDA own brand)
½ pint of cider
a small quantity of orangeade
a small quantity of blackcurrent juice (preferably Ribena)

For an extra pound, John will add a shot of your choice!