I was informed last night by a very attractive woman
that I was not only beautiful
, but sexy
! I am, for those who don't know, more than a bit overweight
. It was decided through the course of the night that my "beauty
" could be attributed to my "decorative chub
For those of you out there who are overweight, cultivate your decorative chub. Flaunt it!
This in no way condones spandex, crop tops, or mini skirts! You will be subject to the wrath of the "Fat Girl Fashion Police"!
Decorate it with flowers and groovy swirly patterns, be proud of your decorative chub. And trust me, one person thinking you're hot because of it (and I don't mean in a icky, fetish way) will make all the difference.
see also Chub (slang)