Some drinks are for polite company, like the Martini. Other are for solitude and meditation, like port. Others are just useful tools. To this third category belongs the

Ulcerator

Application: If you really need to feel hungry, or are pissed off about something. If you feel that your stomach lining is simply too thick. Ingredients:
  1. 1 part of ice cold gin. A bottle of gin should be in permanent residence in your freezer.
  2. 1 part lime juce.

The ingredients are mixed, and the result is rapidly drunk. Speed is essential here, the Ulcerator is not something you want to linger over.
When the very cold, acidic and alcoholic fluid hits your stomach, you will become very quickly drunk AND hungry. Then you will be able to explore the Joy of Drunk Cooking.