Sometimes when I'm doing computer work my five-month-old son will start whining, either in need of being changed or food, or just attention. Some of those times I'll pick him up and put him in my lap. Ryan, for some reason, likes to bang on things you put in front of him, like storybooks. Keyboards are no exception. He tries to interrupt what I'm doing and bang away at it. So I got an idea one day. I opened up Word and let him type away.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the very first typed works of Ryan Andrew. They are literary masterpieces, marevlous inspirations. Enjoy!

b bbbn jkhdfd vvbgh rccccc v6ffn weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee4wqrrrrghhh, j d tttttttttttttttttttttg


Remember, I'll be watching to make sure none of you steal his ideas!