Hey kids! It's time for another exciting episode of Monster Truck Rally Announcer Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food! Yaaayyy!
DING DONG!
Mr. Family Man: "Hey guess who's here kids! It's Monster Truck Rally Announcer Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food!"
Kids: "Yaaaaayyyyy!!"
Monster Truck Guy: Hello I am MONSTER TRUCK RALLY ANNOUNCER GUY WHO COMES OVER AND EATS ALL YOUR FOOOOOOOOD!
Kids: "Yaaayyyy!"
Monster Truck Guy: I am HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY!!
Mrs. Housewife: "OK kids, let Monster Truck Rally Announcer Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food by so he can go eat all of our food!"
Kids: "Yaaaayyyyy!!"
Monster Truck Guy: Kids tickets ARE JUST TEN BUCKS!!
Mr. Housewife: "Hey kids, did you hear that?!"
Kids: "Yaaaayyyyy!!"
Monster Truck Guy: And now... it's time to EAT EAT EAT!!
Err.. as soon as I STEP OVER THIS HOMELESS GUY!!
MUNCH! MUNCH! SLLLLUUURRRPP! GAH GAARRRHHHLL UMPH MUNCH CRUNCH! MUNCH SLUUURRRPP!
Mr. Family Man: "Gee, kids, Monster Truck Rally Announcer Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food sure is hungry!"
Mrs. Housewife: He is eating all of our food! Now he's going to the pantry!
Kids: Yaaayyy!!
MUNCH! MUNCH! RRRIIPP! SHAKE-A SHAKE-A! MUNCH CRUNCH! MUNCH SHAKE-A-SHAKE-A MUNCH CRUNCH!!
Mr. Family Man: Wow, kids! He's eaten all the food in the house!
Kids: Wow!
Monster Truck Guy: It's AMAZING! SPECTACULAR! UN-BE-LEEEVABLE!!
Homeless Man: He ate my pants!
Kids: Yaaaayyyy!!
Mrs. Housewife: "OK kids, it's time for Monster Truck Rally Announcer Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food to go now! Say goodbye."
Kids: Awwwww!
Monster Truck Guy: It's all right kids! I'll be back on SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!!
Kids: Yaaaayyyy!!!
SLAM!!
VRROOMM! VRRRUMMM! VREEEEMMMM! VROOOM! VRRRRUUMMMM!!!
Mr. Family Man: Hey kids. Do you hear that? That sounds like a Monster Truck outside giving us a lawn job!
Kids: Yaayyy!!
All right kids! Now's it's time to return you to your episode of Insurance Salesman Who Drinks Until Your Mom Looks Sexy, already in progress!