Sure,
Cap'n Crunch stays
crispy in
milk - it also turns the roof of your
mouth into a raw, bloody
mess! These rock-hard nuggets of corn meal and
sugar must be honed by a special
Quaker Oats cereal-sharpening machine. I can remember actually feeling
ribbons of flesh in my mouth after a saturday morning marathon of
cartoons and
sugar cereal when I was a kid.
I would not recommend engaging in oral sex within 24 hours of ingesting this cereal - open oral lesions and other peoples' sex juices are a bad combo.