Sure, Cap'n Crunch
- it also turns the roof of your mouth
into a raw, bloody mess
! These rock-hard nuggets of corn meal and sugar
must be honed by a special Quaker Oats cereal-sharpening machine
. I can remember actually feeling ribbons of flesh
in my mouth after a saturday morning marathon of cartoons
and sugar cereal
when I was a kid.
I would not recommend engaging in oral sex within 24 hours of ingesting this cereal - open oral lesions and other peoples' sex juices are a bad combo.