Something I do not get. Why the complicated instructions for users of inferior units? It's not like the numbers 18.5, 20 and 25 have some intrinsic meaning; they're just the way these ratios come out when you have height in metres and weight in kilgrams. And every time you see the BMI in English-language press, they always use metric constants and tell you how to apply the conversions.

So the logical thing to do would be to tell Yanks to do it all with lbs and inches, and convert the 3 magic numbers once and for all. In fact, I have performed this unique feat.

Divide your weight (in lbs) by your height (in inches) squared.

Between 0.026 and 0.028
possibly underweight
Between 0.028 and 0.036
just right
Between 0.036 and 0.043
overweight
Above 0.043
obese
There! That wasn't so bad, was it?

Of course, people stick with this triple-conversion mania for much the same reasons that they stick to a measuring system based on the width of some king's nose -- a mantic awe of numbers.