Yesterday I wrote that today was going to be a big day for me, and so it is. In this post, I not only get to graduate to Novice level here on e2, but I get to announce to the world that it was indeed a lump, and so next week I get to be very familiar with the meaning of the term "radical left orchiectomy" (Also known as an orchidectomy?). They're not sure if it's cancer yet, but you can't biopsy a lump on a testicle without removing the whole damn thing.

Damn? Where'd I put that box of godiva chocolates and that bottle of store-brand sprite?