BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Saddam Hussein today complied with US demands that he hop on one leg and whistle Yankee Doodle Dandy out of his asshole.

A skeptical President Bush called it a stalling tactic, noting the Iraqi leader failed to stick a feather in his hat and call it macaroni.

"We've seen this before," Bush said. "At the end of hostilities in 1991, the UN required Hussein to perform YMCA but his C looked more like an F. That's the kind of man we're dealing with here. A man who will drop nerve gas on his own people and not do popular wedding dances the way they're intended."

The 15-member U.N. Security Council meets later Tuesday to review Hussein's performance.