As big tits are to buffalo wings, the tanned legs of blonde teenagers are to coffee. Makes perfect sense? Then Natte Latte is probably for you. Patterned on the Hooters food service model, Natte Latte (pronounced "naughty latte") is a new Seattle-area java start up featuring young girls in tight pink leather short shorts who brew up your latte behind venue-specific barista carts.

Natte Latte may have remained a highly local phenomenon, not really known beyond its birthplace of Gorst, Washington (population 175), however, that was before it beat out major players like Starbucks, Seattle's Best Coffee, and Tully's to win the concession rights to sling espresso grinds at Seattle's new Seahawks Stadium (a stadium no one has been able to sell the naming rights to).