The idea of a line democracy
is a thing they use at the camp
I've been on staff at that could really be put into good use here. Someone says something like, "I want to play on the ropes now! It's a free country
!" or "Why did my node about me
and my two friends
and how we touched a cow inappropriately
get nuked? It's a free Internet!
The staff member or counselor or editor whom this is directed at takes a deep breath and says,
"Camp Saukenauk is what's called a Line Democracy. We vote on every decision, and everyone behind this line gets a vote."
Then they draw a line with their toe, like this:
(excuse the ascii art)
O O O O O O