My friend was eating a barely edible burrito in lunch today. One of those microwave burritos they were selling in the school cafeteria, they didn't even take it out of the wrapper to nuke it and the description was real gross too. It wasn't a beef and bean burrito, no it was a "Beef and Vegetable Protein Texture" burrito. I don't even know quite what that means, possibly a poor translation, but it isn't exactly appetizing. Anyways, the funniest thing about it was there was a little white circle on the side of the wrapper with the message "Say NO to DRUGS."
Really? On a burrito? Like someone is going to be eating lunch and make up their mind about their own personal drug use based on a stupid catch phrase on a gross burrito? I doubt it. If anything it is encouraging to drug use, because abstaining from drugs certainly didn't help that burrito company out any, they suck at making burritos. Maybe if they could tap into some creativity they could figure out a way to make the extremely cheap ingredients taste better.