WANTED
One soulmate for Stride. Must be a female under 5'2, living in Southern California or about to move, between 18 and 35 years old and doesn't find him completely repulsive (his words, not mine). Easy access to a sandwhich toaster optional but prefered.
If this sounds like you then please /msg me or Stride
There was a horse wandering around our school today, it had escaped from the fields next door and was wandering round the rugby pitch eating. It decided to take a tour of our school while we had science and scared a few people in the art block by sticking its head through the window.
Just in case you wanted to know...
Is it just me who has that one person who they hate more than anything and that one person walks in and out of their life as if its theirs and no matter how much you hate you just can't tell them to fuck off? I need help...
This node has been hacked by jetifi and anjona can't type HTML at all but she's cute and all
hmm, riiiiight, God bless brothers 'n all eh?
<Zal> Orangecloud, don't you know that Rabbits are our superiors? Shame on you! I'll have to report you to the jack-rabbit king, Floppy.
Said by Zal in the chatterbox. Please forgive me for laughing too long... :)
Templeton:laughs and laughs, then sighs and rests her chin in her hands followed by; Ereneta:cries and cries, then falls out of his chair and cracks his chin on the floor
oh dear.... :)
Hello Mr. Secret Santa (what's the female version of Santa?). So, I would say read my nodes, but one problem, I've only written 1 and it doesn't really say much about me. Oh well, here goes. No porn, cause I'd just give it to my brothers :)
Anything weird would be great, but no baked beans, can't stand them. I reeeally don't know why I thought of that just then... I wouldn't mind a live pygmy goat, but somehow, I don't think so. So just something weird, like a sharks tooth necklace, just anything crazy will do fine.
(This is under construction at the moment so sorry bout the mess)
A few months ago my brother told me that you write whatever you want on your homenode. So basically what you think. Well, I'm stumped, write what I think, can't take me too long then...
A couple of months ago I thought of myself as one of those 'no-one understands me' kind of teenager but, wait a second, doesn't everyone feel like that sometimes? So now I see myself more as a slightly weird kid with a recent fascination to sharks tooth necklaces and weird hats. I'm not quite sure if that's better or worse.
more when I find the time to actually write something here... like tomorrow
Just realised I said 'like tomorrow' for about a month now. Oops.. Well, now I have no excuse as I just broke up from school. Phew, not a moment too soon. At least the last day of school is always cool cause all you do, is, well, nothing except eat and get presents, (well giving presents too of course)
Without trying to make this sound like a speech cheers to Jetifi for being a damn cool brother and helping me loads and GangstaFeelsGood for reminding me to actually write something here and just generally being cool... And now for a toasted sandwhich...
Now to try and sort out my bookmarks:
After having sorted out my bookmarks on my homenode I've probably added them all to my user bookmarks list again. If you notice that silly old me has done that a /msg would be greatly appreciated, cheers me dears
Other stuff that made me cry or i just found interesting
- Three-year-old boys are usually not very interesting people
- why I stopped eating plums
- Things I wish I had the chance to say
- Thanks from our Hearts
- Why am I crying?
- why I love (and understand why most of you hate) minimal techno
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street.
- The Serial Killer Jailbait Airline Lotto
- How The Hudsucker Proxy saved my life
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- How to Listen to the Stories that Cats tell us
- The most scary nightmare ever
- Hello, sorry to wake you, your father is dying
- Some stuff you physically can NOT do
- He'd experienced a horror I had not
- Things Never to say to your kids
- What are your ideas on parenting?
- Ten Damned Depressing But Probably True Rules
Stuff that made me laugh, in no particular order
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- The squirrel diaries
- Carmageddon is EVIL!
- How many scotsmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Thank GOD for supermodels!
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents
- Why fucking cows is a bad idea
- Diary of an AOL user
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- The day I punched myself in the face
- Phrases that you wish you could say in a post
- Quotes from sleeping people
- sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder.
- Final tape recording in the cockpit of the space-ship
- Things found in dormitory bathrooms (thing)
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- My cruelest breakup letter ever
- Totally like whatever, you know?
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 1 (idea)
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- My roommate purposely added a stutter to his speech to sound more dramatic
- Friends don't let friends node drunk
- Punching customers is bad for business. . .
- Confessions of a Pedestrian Traffic Light Gnome
- Mom... Dad... I'm MELODRAMATIC!
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth (person)
- the true ending to The Empire Strikes Back
- Religious Experience
- The Toilet (thing)
- kidney stone
- Blah blah blah Supermodels blah blah blah
- Dancing like a crazed baboon
- Playing Clue to lose
- Cheese Day (Observed)
- Friends don't let friends node drunk
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- Dominick the Donkey (person)
- Giving Your Cat a Pill (and your little dog, too!)
- I can squish the cat until he makes a funny sound and his eyes bug out