My Opinions on OpinionQuest Entries

E2D2, take a note:

1. Not enough buxom ladies and/or tanned manservants exposing their young, tanned bodies to make the moral censors gasp;
2. Not enough factuals about dinosaurs, 16-bit consoles and speedrunning;
3. Not enough gratuitous use of academic citations;
4. Not enough pettiness on hyperlocal matters (like, what’s your subculture’s current drama right now?);
5. Not enough Boomers complaining about what Millennials are killing;
6. Not enough Zoomers eating detergent or whatever shit;
7. Not enough Gen-Xers doing drugs;
8. Not enough avocado toast, criticism of “the Keto diet” or attacks on the sociopolitical system we’re living through vis-a-vis climate change;
9. Not enough capital-M Manifestos;
10. Not enough declarations of unhealthy obsession over Hollywood actors/actresses, anime characters or broody protagonists;
11. Not enough magic;

Please see me after class.