It’s no secret that Brooklyn’s finest goth-metal quartet, Type O Negative, are all about excess. They wallow in a far-too-endearing hybrid of faux angst and genuine anguish; they live for hilarious cheese and self-parody; and most of all, they get down and dirty with the gothic stereotypes that they simultaneously pay homage to, mock, and knowingly perpetuate. Typifying all these traits, Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All) was their most successful single; although never cracking #100 on the Billboard charts, its devilish noir video enjoyed regular MTV rotation, and certainly broke the band to a far wider audience.

With their constantly underrated melodic sense keener than ever before, the band alternates between their trademark murky thrash and a kind of warped All Hallow’s Boogie. Peter Steele pushes his feral croon far beyond Bram Stoker’s secret fantasies, gushing about how he hooked up with some kind of a wannabe vampire. At over eleven minutes (how many charting singles can say that?) it has space for throbbingly gothic bass figures, organ breaks alternately ominous and hilariously over-the-top, and even catchy finger-snaps.

I had a big argument with a friend once, who thought Type O were dead serious. I told her over and over that the song’s title refers to hair dye. There is no deep meaning within these lyrics, and to go on at length would be ridiculous.

Hair dye the color of a thousand bats, wreathing in silent shadow the tooth-yellow moon…

After Black No. 1’s initial appearance on the album Bloody Kisses (Roadrunner Records, 1993), it crept its way onto their first single (Roadrunner Records, 1993), containing a six-minute edit of the tune with added B-sides Christian Woman, the Seals & Crofts cover Summer Breeze, and an edited version of We Hate Everyone, all three coming from Bloody Kisses as well. It later appeared on the compilation The Least Worst of Type O Negative (Roadrunner Records, 2000), and the obscure alt-metal collection Aggro 2000 (K-Tel, 2000).

Type O Negative are Peter Steele on vocals and bass; Josh Silver on keyboards; Kenny Hickey on guitar; and Johnny Kelly on drums. Josh and Peter wrote this one.

I went looking for trouble…
And boy… I found her…

She's in love with herself
She likes the dark
On her milk white neck
The Devil's mark
It's All Hallow's Eve
The moon is full
Will she trick or treat?
I bet she will…

Happy Halloween… baby…

She's got a date at midnight
With Nosferatu
Oh baby, Lilly Munster
Ain't got nothing on you
Well, when I called her evil
She just laughed
And cast that spell on me
Boo Bitch Craft

Chorus:
Yeah, you wanna go out 'cause it's raining and blowing
You can't go out 'cause your roots are showing
Dye em black (x2)
Black No. 1 (x2)

Little wolf skin boots
And clove cigarettes
An erotic funeral
For which she's dressed
Her perfume smells like
Burning leaves
Everyday is Halloween

Chorus

Loving you was like loving the dead (repeated an awful lot)
It was like fuckin’ the dead
Loving you was like loving the dead

Chorus

CST Approved
(Thanks to allmusic.com for providing factual information. Double thanks to GrouchyOldMan for the Copyright Redemption Quest.)
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