Zippin' It Up

if God were here today
(and He's not)
all His clothing would have zippers:

the zip-up jacket with zip-up pockets,
the zip-up pants with zip-up legs,
the zip-up shirt with zip-up collar;

the zip-up eyes with zip-up lips,
the zip-up arms with zip-up fingers,
the zip-up hips with zip-up dick.

I mean, God would be zippin' it up.

He'd be cool when It's hot and hot when It's cool;
He'd be right when It's wrong and wrong when It's right;
He'd zip and unzip in a single motion,
without moving, since He wouldn't be here.